Bad to Awesome to Really Bad

After our unexpected return to Guadalajara, we awoke the next day to find that Cam's bike had been fixed. On our bikes there is a float in the carborator that regulates how much fuel goes into the engine. The float had broken and that is why it kept over flowing and stalling. Lame. But after all that we were finally on the road again. Cam and I set out for Puerto Vallarta with little time to spare. As it turns out, being forced to come back to Guadalajara wasn't the worst thing in the world. We ended up talking to a dude who also rode motorcycles and told us about a road which we had not planned on taking. Had we gone the way we had origonally planned, it would have been a long, boring, pretty much straight shot to PV. By taking the new route we ended up having the best drive of the whole trip. It was Awesome! We had to cross this crazy winding mountain pass that seemed to never end. Tight turns, steep sections and amazingly gorgeous scenery... and to top it off, the road was in perfect condition. Apparently the road used to be simply terrible. They have just recently finished completely repaving that section but very few people know that it has changed since 'death road' days. After a few more awesome sections, we came around a corner and were presented with an amazing view of the entire valley. Sweet. We had to make our way through the little town below on random cobblestone streets. After the town, the road became fast and cruisy through big open meadows. Cool. Then just when we thought that might be the end of fun, it shot us right back up the next mountain. From that point though, the pavement was far from perfect. We were flying around more super fun curves when all of a sudden our path was barrecaded by cones and a dude waving a big orange flag. We spoke to the guy and he told us that a huge section of the mountain had just let go and the road was buried. We got off the bikes and went to go check it out. Sure enough, you could clearly see where the side of the mountain let go. Now check this out. Instead of carrying the debree away and dumping it somewhere else, their way of fixing the problem was to just bulldoze it over the edge of the cliff that the road travelled along. It looked like they were clearing a decent path when all of a sudden we saw a fracture line start again. The guy with the flag started yelling and everyone jumped back in their cars, us on our bikes, and drove through the path they had cleared as quickly as we could. We didn't stick around long enough to see if it let go again. After that there was another incredible hour of riding through more winding, sketchy, pot-holed roads filled with cows, goats and a 450 foot high bridge that one day I will bungee off of.

We finally arrived, after dark, to a hot and muggy Puerto Vallarta. Cam and I got a hotel and ate some bomb-ass tacos. The next morning we got up and went to go find the mansion that Karen had rented for us. After driving around like idiots for an hour because I suck and didn't read the directions properly, we finally found our castle for the next five days. Karen done good- real good. The place was incredible. 4+ bedrooms, multiple living rooms, several huge patios on many levels, infinity pool looking out over the ocean... the list goes on and on. It was awesome. Karen showed up that afternoon. My friend lindsay showed up that night. Todd and Helen came in the next day and then Jen arrived the following day. We had an incredible place with awesome friends to kick it with for my birthday. Cam even cooked a full turkey dinner on one of the days. Thank you for organizing an awesome birthday Karen!

After 5 days of greatness, it was time to pack up and make a move 45 minutes north to a small little surf town called Sayulita, where Karen had organized yet another fantastic villa. The new place was up on a hill just outside of town and had multiple little separate cement cabins. It had a pool with a waterfall and a huge top floor patio area with an awesome view that looked out over Sayulita Bay. We spent our days kicken it by the pool, relaxing, and surfing. Once again, thank you Karen. It was all sweet until the second to last day. Here's where the 'really bad' comes into play. We had rented a car to get everyone from PV to Sayulita. The 5 of us who had rented surfboards had found a pretty sweet surf spot the day before about 20 minutes out of town. That day all of us decided we wanted to go back and hang out there for the afternoon. So we loaded the boards on top of the car and packed Todd and the girls inside. I brought Karen on my bike and the 4 of us on motorcycles drove out to the spot ahead of the car. The road to get there was a highway and the turn off to the parking area came up quickly. Hartt was leading and turned into the parking area with no problems. Cam was next followed by Laine, and then me with Karen. As we slowed down with our signals on to turn left, a pickup truck came flying up behind us and decided to try to pass. Cam turned out first followed by Laine and Karen and I watched as the truck went speeding towards them in the wrong lane. It slammed on it's breaks and swirved, narrowly missing Laine, but unfortunately clipped the back end of Cam's bike. Cam and the bike went flying into the bushes. It was pretty much the crappiest thing I've ever had to witness. A car pulled over and we sent him after the guy in the truck. After about 15 minutes the first ambulance arrived. They were great and had him packaged up and ready for transport very quickly. I rode in the ambulance with him for the 35 minute drive to PV. All of a sudden, not 5 minutes into the drive, we came around a corner and the ambulance slammed on it's breaks. When I looked up out the windsheild, there was another person lying in the middle of the road. Apparently it was just some guy who fell out of the back of a pickup. The attendants jumped out and got the guy off to the side to wait for another ambulance. The day quickly turned out to be the worst day of surfing I ever had.

In the end Cam spent 4 nights in the hospital. He has 2 broken ribs, a broken and dislocated wrist, a broken toe, and a huge gash on his leg which took nearly 40 stitches to close up. He is in great spirits though despite being in a hospital for his 28th birthday. Hartt, Laine and I spent the last 5 days running around doing insurance and police work. Cam flew to Pheonix where his parents live. He will be having surgery on his wrist and if all goes well, will be meeting back up with us in a month or so.

So now Hartt, Laine and myself are on our way to Guatamala sans one soldier. We'll be keeping our fingers crossed that Captain Disaster will be catching up with us soon. Happy birthday mom.